Me: *after lying awake for several hours after getting scarcely any fucking sleep* *looks up from phone at wall* HOLY SHIT, I'M BLIND?! No, wait... I just don't have my contact lenses in because it's 7:23 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
Blind?
Me: *after lying awake for several hours after getting scarcely any fucking sleep* *looks up from phone at wall* HOLY SHIT, I'M BLIND?! No, wait... I just don't have my contact lenses in because it's 7:23 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!