Chapter 2: Ex boyfriend{s}

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*Boy: Bitch

Girl: I've been called worse

Boy: Oh really, like what?

Girl: Your girlfriend...

*"Oh, your dating my ex? Well I'm eating a sandwich, want those leftovers too?"

*I always with the best for my ex boyfriend. I really do. I hope he'll meet someone beautiful, honest, faithful funny and smart. Because opposites really do attract.

*I don't have ex's, I have Y's... Like Y the hell did I date you?!

*If it looks like the worlds ugliest dick, acts like the worlds stupidest dick and talks like the worlds most idiotic dick... It's probably my ex boyfriend.

*Ever looked at your ex and thought "Was I drunk through the whole relationship?"


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