*Boy: Bitch
Girl: I've been called worse
Boy: Oh really, like what?
Girl: Your girlfriend...
*"Oh, your dating my ex? Well I'm eating a sandwich, want those leftovers too?"
*I always with the best for my ex boyfriend. I really do. I hope he'll meet someone beautiful, honest, faithful funny and smart. Because opposites really do attract.
*I don't have ex's, I have Y's... Like Y the hell did I date you?!
*If it looks like the worlds ugliest dick, acts like the worlds stupidest dick and talks like the worlds most idiotic dick... It's probably my ex boyfriend.
*Ever looked at your ex and thought "Was I drunk through the whole relationship?"
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Big book of quotes
RandomHeaven't you read the title? Well if you haven't, this description is for you ***This book is filled with inspirational quotes***
