Drops Of Jupiter

chapter one

13th October, 2015

In the back of her book sat a list of names, boy names. Every so often she would pull this list out and cross that name off the list. She would then send a note to her dear friend Julia before angrily writing down a way to get revenge on this person.

My name is Jupiter Robinson and I have never had much luck with romance. My love life usually involves falling in love too quickly, getting cheated on or dumped and it isn't much fun. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve and as much as I try to shove it back in my chest under my rib cage it likes to jump out there when I am most vulnerable. But hey I won't lie, I love the feeling you get when your heart is ripped out of your chest, thrown on the ground a few times and jumped on and is now shattered into a million pieces. God it's so fun...that was sarcasm if you didn't know. So here I am now with my best friend Julia writing a revenge journal on our past ex-lovers. Getting revenge is what we are best at. Nothing beats it.

So now as the first reader of this book we ask you to pass on the information of these jerks to others, we want this to turn into the ultimate secret girl code. Before we pass this onto you there are a few cautionary rules that you must live by.

1. Do not share the book with any boys

2. If you do...we will find you and kill you (we are serious)

3. You can only add one new person to the list...thats right we only have limited pages people! We are trying to be eco-friendly okay!

4. You can add comments to these heart breakers pages but it can only be in blue or black pen (no fucking highlighters)

5. Please try your hardest to not get any tears on the pages...it makes you look stupid anyways (we are girls...we don't cry over stupid-small penised- full of testosterone boys okay...get your shit together)

6. We know it hurts but just chill the fuck out...do not rip any pages out (see rule 2 for consequences)

And finally

7. Go fucking crazy...we are girls...we like gossip...we want to know your story because it enter-fucking-tains us okay

If you are still with us then congratulations!

Welcome to the girl code bitches.

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Authors Note: Hi there, thanks for reading chapter one of Drops Of Jupiter. I really hope you enjoy this book. I would love some feedback from each chapter so feel free to comment, like, vote, share. Thank you so much xx