It was a dark misty night, inside this forest was a very dark aura like mansion deep, deep in the forest. Inside was very odd, and perhaps very murderous people. Well, that's if they are people. Wood creaked under a small foot, who's tip-toeing in the dark hallway filled with many rooms and maybe 10,000 bathrooms with more rooms. The silhouette open a dirty and dented door, making a soft creaaaaking sound. They then silently tip-toed in the room and towards a girly looking figure with messy as fuck hair.
And then...
"WAKE UP MOTHA FUCKA!" Yelled the silhouette figure jumping onto the poor person who had to deal with sudden weight on them.
"OMFG OW WTF WOWOW OW." Cried out a surprisingly man whom is grey- I mean WHITE as fack. "Lol you got scared, Jeffery boi." Chuckled the unknown person thing that should probably stay un-
"Wow f u writer why u no love me?!"
Omfg no, stfu I'm writing this shit. "Fien, then ya bish."
Stfu.
ANYWAYS BEFORE SOME BISH DECIDED TO BREAK AND FREAKIN FOURTH-WALL THAT IS NOW CRUMBLING RIGHT NOW BEFORE ME. Jeffery boi flipped Unknown Person off while somehow frowning even though he has a foreve frowny- I mean fack, smiley face like a clown. "Wow Lauren, why you messed up my butty sleep."
Omfg I just said she'll stay- "CAUSE I AM BORED BWAHHAHA!!!!!!! *rolls out of room and into somewhere else in the mansion*"
OMFG WHY MUST MY OWN OC REBEL AGAI- "'Cause she doesn't give a fuck about you." Said Jeffery Boi who is looking up at the ceiling with a somehow annoyed expression, he also looked very odd and weird, "Gee thannks for the description..."
YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW IMMA GOING TO STOP WRITING THIS AND GO ON WITH MY LIFE.
"But-"
NOOO, STFU I HAVE A LIFE ON THE INTERNET AND I'M NOT GONNA SPEND IT TYPING THIS CRACK BOOK.
GOOD
FUCKING
DAY.
*is no longer typing this shiat*
"K. *magically close eyes somehow and sleeps*"
DEDICATED THIS STUFF TO @sweetdokidoki !!! SHE MADE THE COVER TO LE BOOK :D
But ye seriously, this'll be dedicated to her. AND GO READ HER BOOK "FUCKPASTA" IT'S NEW LIKES THIS EDIT.
