Hoodie: *is watching animie*
Masky: *suddenly barges into room* HOE HOODIE, WATCHA DOIN'?!
Hoodie: OMFG WHO MA-SADSADD *Falls out of seat*
Masky: Lol you got scared. What chu watching? *looks at computer seeing Tokyo Ghoul*
Hoodie: ...
Masky: Can I watch this? *is now sucked into the fandom*
Hoodie: ...
Masky: Okay thanks. *takes over computer internally*
Hoodie: *Is sitting on the floor trying to watch from the floor*
*A TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY, GHOUL AND... TOKYO... Okay...*
Hoodie & Masky: *is still watching Tokyo Ghoul, Hoodie still on the floor of course*
Jeff: *pokes head inside of Hoodie's room* Eyyy watcha ya'll doing?
Masky: People with some stuff sticking out eating other people.
Jeff: .... Oh. Can I watch???
Masky: Yea suureee!!
Hoodie: Yay... The more the better... Not.
Ben: YAS, now, I am here. And I'm just gonna watch whatever the fuck y'all watchin'!
Hoodie: Reminder, keep door closed and locked, and maybe barricade it including the window at all times.
Jeff: Lol yer just gonna forget later.
Hoodie: Stfu Jeff, stfu.
Masky: *suddenly, flails arms like a crazy masked looking monkey* OMFG IF ONLY THIS WAS REAL. I JUST- I WISH IT WAS REALLL.
Hoodie: Oh god no.
Masky: YES.
Hoodie: Noo.
Masky&Jeff: YASSES.
Hoodie: Nooo.
Ben&Masy&Jeff: YASASESSYES
Hoodie: . . . Fine RIP you hoes. *finally walks out of own room*
All Three: YASYASYASYASYASY
-All of a sudden, in a random city, far, far, far away... far. away. very far. . . away-
Jeff: OM MY GOD WHERE IN THE SPRINKLES OF HELL ARE WE?! *flails arms around like a mad man Jeffery Boi is* I'M NO JEFFERY BOI!!!!
Ben: Yo, Jeff clam down. Don't break the fourth wall.
Masky: Wha-
Jeff&Ben: Nothin'.
Jeff: K but, where dafuq are we?
Masky: In a city with lots of lights and people with lots of buildings of course.
Ben: Thanks for stating the obvious...
Masky: STFU
Jeff: Eh, whatever. So like, should we just walk around like complete idiots?
Ben: Yas we should bf.
Jeff: Omfg what...
Ben: Bf.
Masky: lol
Jeff: WHAT?
Ben: BF
Jeff: DOES IT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT DOES?!
Ben: YES!
Masky: *just laughing out loud in the background almost forgotten by le writer*
Jeff: OH MY GOD NO, I'M NOT GAY FOR YOU.
Ben: WTF, BF MEANS BEST FRIEND, WOW. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW MY TEXTING LANGUAGE THING.
Jeff: I DON'T EVEN FUCKING TEXT.
Ben: *starts to sob like a crazy cat lady* THEN WE ARN'T BF'S ANYMORE! *Runs away with a stream of sad tears behind him*
Masky: Oh wow, that was eventful.
Jeff: Shut up, let's just go. *silently crying inside*
Masky: Mmmmkkkk.
-OH WOW A TIME SKIP SPONSORED BY CRYING TEARS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!!-
Jeff: Okay lady, where in the fuck are we?
Okay Lady: *screams in horror and runs away saying non-English words*
Masky: I wish subtitles where in real life....
*all of a sudden subtitles*
Okay Lady: GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS RAAAAA!!!
Jeff: Oh.
Masky: OH GOD MY WISH CAME TRUE! I WISH HOODIE WAS HERE!
*all of a sudden, a hoodie*
Jeff: Oh looks there goes your hoodie, Masky.
Masky: I didn't meant the clothing hoodie....
Jeff: Welp ya got it. K let's walk around more.
Masky: But.... I'm tireeddd
Jeff: Nah your good.
Masky: Nyeh...
Jeff: Heyy Masky, doesn't place look familiar now?
Masky: Oh yea.
Jeff: Welp let's just look around more!
Masky: Nooooo-
????: OMFG WHAT NO. HOW BUT. BUTTT. HOW. Y'ALL ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FAKE.
Jeff: Omfg is that who I think it is?
Masky: Probs let's go se- OMFGSDFSD IT'S THAT ONE PLACE THING IN THAT ONE ANIME WE WISHED WAS REAL!!!
Jeff: OMFG IT WAS WOW. DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN.
Ben: *rolls down the stairs crying with HORROR* OMFG UGLY PURPLE HAIR GUY IS THERE AND HE TRIED TO KILL MEEE...
Masky: WOWOW HE IS NOT UGLY. HE IS- nevermind...
Jeff: WAIT... Does that mean....
Shuu Tsukiyama: *pops up randomly and begins to attack the trio*
All of them: OH GOD ASDASDHKAJSJD
-mean while-
Hoodie: Are those fu- Oh. *goes up to computer seeing Masky, Jeff and Ben being attack by purple hair guy* Welp, time to watch these fuckers get killed...
Sally: *In demonic voice* No swearing....
Hoodie: .... Sorry.... -not-
Sally: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A/N: Hola, sorry this wasn't long 'nough like the chapter I last posted. Any whore, thanks for reading this CrackPasta book thing! Hope y'all enjoyed the crap outta this shiat. :D
-Also, I may or may not be sorry for having Ben calling purple hair guy ugly... I forgot his name... please dun kill me fan-girls ;A;-
