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Cars are weird.
You press a billion buttons.
Then you go on the road.
And inch along sllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy.
And you can't honk the horn for fun!
At least, everybody gives you dirty looks.
And the doors have to be shut when you drive.
And you have to stay on the road.
Weird.