Every one of my friends ask me the same damn question. "Oh, but Caleb, what's your favorite female Sonic character?" I always reply "I don't have a favorite female character." And they still fucking ask. I mean, come on. Okay, I think if I had to go with a favorite female character, it would be Cream. Now, if I told my friends, they would be all like, "But she's a good girl and you're a bad boy." There's one reason why Cream is my favorite female character, and it has something to do with the fact that she's a good girl. I'm not revealing it until someone guesses why, and I might give that someone a shoutout. So, let the guessing begin! *grabs popcorn*
