Chapter 6 hehe

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*~Your P.O.V~*

Me- He's about to pass out!!!

I leaned over him and take him bridal style to the regeneration room, I wasn't gonna waste my powers with that son of a stalfos. After a lot of waiting and tolerating bing's teasing he woke up scared and unaware of were he was.

Link - WHAT WHY WHEN, WERE AM I?!?!
Me - Calm down dumb ass!
Link - Have you ever herd of welcoming guests?!?
Me - Its not like I have anyone to invite to have tea with honey for Din sake!

He remained silent wile I called him things that nobody would like to be called

Me - You are the biggest **** in Hyrule! Your the hero of shit! No your the hero of ****!!
Bing - (Y/N)!!!!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR ONCE!!! Plus you need to fix the showers, there is no hot water!!!
Me - Dose NOT matter now!!!! He's awake, take him out, near his "friend"
Link - Shit-
Me - YOU BETTER SHUT UP!!!

Then the idea came, I can try the mind reading on him!!!

Me - Well, I have I deal for you, I try a new magic on you and let go your friend, then you go with her...
Link - And what if I don't agree...
Me - Then i will probably revenge on you basically cheating on me with little miss princess of EVERYTHING!
Just the thought made my eyes turn red, my hair some how got loose from my hair tie and flew around all though there was no wind then I felt heat, then I smelt something burning I had set a fire, again!!!!
Me - FUCK, anyway see you at the lab, oh and see if you can putout the fire.
I said calmly then mumbled a spell and pointed next to Link and appeared a water bucket
Link - Wait wa---
Then I shut the door, it's true, revenge is sweet hehe

*~ TIME SKIP YAY!!~*

It was getting late and Link wasn't showing up I wasn't worried about him running away because he is smart enough to know I would find him, he is probably "saving" Zelda from the "evil witch" " oh princess if you kiss me you will live" " oh charming knight I only want to live if it's with you" " oh princess---" (Y/N) DO NOT!!! Gosh what's going on with my head!!! DONT CONTINUE THI--- " oh princess a kiss isn't enough to fill my heart---" (Y/N)!!! "What do you want so, dear knight----" JUST STOP IT ALREADY!! You will get nightmares and who has to deal with it, ME!!!! "All I ask for is you---" please... don't... "--your home made rainbow flavored chocolate covered donuts" are you serious.... NO!!! Hehehheh

After that little.... Whatever I went to the dungeon peeked and..... I KNEW IT!!! They were kissing and stuff, so as any civilized person.... I made myself invisible, and thrue water balloons at them, then Zelda "passed out" (pretended for Link to catch her) and Link was srecking like a girl (is that how you spell it??) Zelda hit the floor and laughed my ass of  "Oh knight save me from bumping my royal ass on the wicked ground!!" " Not now I'm trying to see if I scream like a girl i get a royal ass to!" Oh no invisible magic over...they are stairing at me... Then it hit me.

Me - Did I just say that out loud?

Link & Zelda - YES!!!!

Me - Well... Ups I'll send food in later, and, NO Kissing Flirting Dancing Singing PDA and showing emotions what so ever.
Gosh maybe I should get a psychologist.... OR NOT HEHE... I completely sane and my thoughts are normal, like the ones of everyone.... I
barley know anyone... I kinda wanna die, OH WELL ICE CREAM TIME!!!!

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UPDATE!!!! FINALLY!!! YAY!!!
I'm kinda proud of myself... Any way, if you don't understand anything private message me, and COMMENT PLEASE!!! I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING ABOUT THIS!!! + what do you think about how I wrote this chapter, I think it's simpler, anyway BYE IM OUT!!!

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