Short sexy stories

Dildo adventures

There once was a dildo who lived on Uranus. His name was Billy the dildo. He wished to go visit his cousin, Bruce the butt plug. Bruce was a devout Christian and spent his Sundays at his friends house, Jesus Steve. Jesus Steve live on Crash Bandicoots nut sack. Jesus Steve and Billy the dildo went to the giant ass planet called Giant Asstopia. They were all secretly ninjas that practiced the art of slutness. They enjoyed eating Cass because Cass tasted amazing and they went out and murder Sam and Jamie.

The end

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Lil' plot twist for y'all ;)