The Nerd Is Back Bitches! (CURRENTLY EDITING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

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It was already 5 in the morning when we got back, Nathan won the freaking deal. I mean it was obvious especially when I fucking stopped halfway.

"Achoo!" I sneeze, thanks to Nathan now I have cold.
"Achoo!" Nathan sneezes too.
Let me rephrase that, NOW WE BOTH HAVE A COLD.
For swimming at 2 in the morning, the wind that time was so cold and we're freaking wet! Now here we are, on the couch watching Vampire Diaries with blankets wrap around our bodies.

Jonathan decided to cut off the deal though, well, he was forced too since mom caught us.
"This is your fault." I told Nathan while I sniff,
"You liked it though." He said back.
"You dragged me out of my room, I had no choice."
"Still..."
I just roll my eyes and shake my head, and continue to watch TVD.

It was now on the scene when Damon and Elena are confronting each other, Damon told Elena that he's not sorry and everything, then Elena fights back saying that she's not sorry either that she met Damon, that knowing him have affected her decisions in life, and that she's not sorry that she's in love with him.

"HOLY SHIT! FINALLY! AFTER 4 SEASONS! YOU GET THE GIRL! CONGRATS DAMON! I LOVE YOU! LIKE SOOO MUCH!" I scream in excitement. Come on! I've been watching this show for 4 years!

"I love you too Peirce, don't worry" Nathan butts in.
Oh...right... His last name is Damon...
"I am not referring to you, Nathan. It's Damon Salvatore Okay? Like the hot-selfish-badass-vampire I adore."
"He's not real."
"But the actor is, you know Ian Somerhalder. God! If I met him in person... I will literary throw myself to him and ask him to kiss me." I bit my lip as I imagine it happening.

"You could throw yourself at someone who is much more available and willing to catch you if you do, do it." Jonathan refers to himself
"Yeah... no." I said shortly
"Fyi, I'm a package deal."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night.
"Hey! Are you two fighting again?" Mom suddenly pops out from the kitchen.
"No." we both said,

"Good, cause you two are grounded. Leaving the house in 2 in the morning? And coming home with a cold? You two need discipline." Mom scold us.
We just both nod, "Now can you two just please watch TV peacefully?" Mom ask and we just nod again, "Thank you" Mom said before returning to the kitchen and continuing whatever she's doing.
Mom can be pretty scary sometimes when she's angry.

So we did what we're told, we watch TV peacefully. The Simpsons are on, when my phone vibrate it was from Will.

'Hey U free 2day?'

'No :((( I have a cold. And I'm grounded. :|'

'Aww! Bummer!'

'Ikr.'

"Who are you texting?" Nathan suddenly asks,
"No one. Why?" I smile at him
"Just asking." Then Nathan grabs his phone and flicks it open then start typing.
"Who are you texting?" I ask back,
"No one. Why?" he said returning my answer a while ago.
"Copy cat!" I narrow my eyes at him. I am so danm curious who he texting is! He doesn't know much around here only me, Sam, Shelly and Steven-- No way!
He's not texting... Pams is he?
"Are you texting Pams?" I finally ask and he looks at me
"Are you texting Will?" he ask back,
"Answer my question first!"
"No."
"I asked first!"
"Why don't we just answer both at the same time?"
"Fine!"
"Fine."
"I'm texting Will."
"I'm texting Pams." we both said,
"What?!" We both said again
"Why are you texting him?/her?"
"Answer my question!" we just glare at each other.

I can't believe it! He's texting that bitch! I have a pretty good reason why I'm texting Will. I doubt he have a reasonable explanation why he's texting the witch.

"Hey! Are you guys fighting again?" Mom pops out from the kitchen again, "Didn't I made myself clear a while ago?" Mom frowns at us.
"It's from the TV Mom." I lie, obviously.
"Yeah, we're not fighting. We're as close as we'll ever be!" Jonathan rests his arm on my shoulder and pulls me closer to him. We smile fakely at Mom, hoping she would believe our little lie.
"If I hear another argument from you two... you'll regret it." Mom said to us and we just smile at her sweetly. Mom goes back to the kitchen and I lightly shove Jonathan away from me.