You know, if you like someone, you would NOT want them to know embarrassing things about you/weird things you said about them.
I have this friend that I really trust, like, I trust her with my LIFE. AND my dogs. Which, if you know me, is huge.
So anyway, I trust her with my life. I'll tell her something, right, and it'll be about my crush.
I'll say, "he looks REALLY cute today." Or, it could even be something more embarrassing. Once, I said, "His MUSCLES tho." And she reached over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "ooooooohhh, Marcie thinks that tank top makes your muscles even HOTTER than she thinks they already ARE."
She'll say it, even if I specifically tell her NOT to tell him.
*cue facepalms*
And I'm standing/sitting here like, "GURL, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE. It. Is. On."
And he's staring at me, looking weirded out, and I want to literally curl up into a ball and shrivel up and die.
Goddamn these moments.
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Just Saying...
RandomHey, this is just some of my rants! You may find them super-duper relatable, or you may not, but please read! I have some pretty weird situations and friends...Enjoy!
