Just Saying...

Hmm...

Okay, how many books have I seen today on wattpad that have covers with hunks with their shirts off kissing, hugging, or making love to a girl?

Too many.

Now, if you are a sensitive person who just so happens to have a cover like this: move on. Sorry. Didn't want to insult ya. Just saying tho...and that's how I came up with the title of this book!

Anyway. I see so many books with the title of: The Bad Boy __________. (Make stuff up. My example: The Bad Boy Fucked A Shower Curtain) and yes. You should fear for my mental health.

THE BAD BOY AND ME
THE BAD BOY
THE BAD BOY ASKED ME OUT...
And even...
THE BAD BOY TURNED OUT TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHE BUT DONT WORRY THE MAJESTICAL BUFFALO RAISIN IS HERE TO BRING ME MCDONALDS.

wow that escalated quickly.

Also, this rant is just to say that I am very tired of seeing shirtless guys in the HOME section of my wattpad account.

If I REALLY wanted to see hot people I'd just call up my #1 Capricorn Fangirling Bookish Luna(r)tic Relatable Lana Del Rey Obsessed Hot Guy Hunter HELEN!
;3 luv ya Helen.

Or any other people who see very keen on finding 10/10 boys. And when you have a life like me, and go to a VERY small, boring private school, you do not see any boys over a 6-7/10.

Why have you kept me so sheltered, mother? *cries in corner*

I hate boring little ***** *****, CA. (I'm NOT telling you where I live.)
There's nothing to do except for boys. If you got that joke, good. If you didn't...(*COUGHHACKSPUTTER*) Move along with your innocence, child!

This is the part where Helen gasps, "MARCIE!", Nicky and Ally go, "wow." and gloria, well, depending on her mood, she laughs with me or she says "wow." with Nicole and ally. And raj sits in the corner playing madden and talking about how unreasonable our mothers are. And Mira doesn't get it.

Well. I got carried away, didn't I?

Huh. I should do that more often. It's fun.

Weren't we talking about shirtless guys?

Oh yeah...well. I guess some hunks can be supermodels, some can be celebrities, some can be athletes....and some can only be condemned to having only their body from their neck down to their crotch on a book cover that some 12-18 year old girl made...

Poor things. I guess being a stripper isn't the only thing they can do. They can be on books too! And...

WANTING TO BE A STRIPPER/BOOK COVER IS NOT A PHASE, MOM!

How ironic is it that strippers can be on COVERS? Isn't the point of being a stripper NOT to be covered?

Okay, I went WAAAAAY too far with this. SPARE YOUR INNOCENCE!!!PLEASE!!!