Akatsuki Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios

When They Use a Pick Up Line

A/N: Warning, some of them are going to be out of character and pretty much short lol just saying. I also couldn't stop laughing when I wrote them. XD

<Itachi>

You and Itachi were sitting together on a dock. You were watching the sunset with him before he had to leave to where ever he goes after meeting with you. Your head was leaning on his shoulder as you closed your eyes so you could hear the roaring sounds of the waves hit against the rocks and the sturdy pillars that holds the dock.

"Ahh!" Itachi said quietly.

You opened your eyes to look up at Itachi. He seemed to be rubbing his eyes, making you worried. You sat up and placed your hand over his hands.

"Itachi, are you alright?"

"I-I don't think so." he mumbled.

"Here, let me have a look." you said sitting on your knees now.

You removed his hands away from his eyes, but he wouldn't open his eyes. You grew frustrated until you felt something touch your butt. You tensed up and looked behind you. As you did that, a warm breath hit against your ear and you just sat there frozen.

"Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately." he whispered.

You jumped away from Itachi and sat on the other side of the dock with your knees to your chest as your hands pulled onto your hair. You were secretly freaking out and your face was beet red. Itachi smirked at you, satisfied with its outcome.

<Kisame>

You were watching Kisame teach your little brother how to swim in a pool. Your brother was scared at first, but after awhile, he was beginning to have fun. Just as you were laying on the beach chair, you noticed that Kisame and Kosuke were whispering to each other. 

"Kisame? What are you two talking about?" you asked.

"U-Uh, nothing!" Kisame said quickly as a blush formed.

Kosuke elbowed Kisame which earned a small huff from him.

"Say it!" Kosuke whispered.

"I-I don't know if I can." he answered.

"Don't be a wimp!" Kosuke said. "Oi! Onee(Onii)-chan! Kisame has something to tell you!"

"What is it that you need to tell me Kisame?" you asked.

"U-Uh.. well.." Kisame stuttered before he gulped. "Y-You don't need a bodyguard, you need a... 'bootyguard'."

Kisame whispered the last part, but you heard him loud and clear. You burst into a fit of laughter which made Kisame blush in embarrassment. Kosuke was even laughing at him, but in the end you gave Kisame a kiss on the cheek for trying.

<Kakuzu>

You were picking flowers to make a flower crown for Kakuzu. Well, he didn't know that. As you picked the flowers, you were humming to yourself which caught Kakuzu's attention. He looked over your way and put his money down. He never heard you hum before, but it was pretty relaxing to him. That is, until he saw something that interested him more than your humming. You felt a pair of eyes on you and looked up to see Kakuzu staring at something.

"What is it Kakuzu?" you asked.

Kakuzu didn't utter a word, but only hummed in response. Curious, you followed his gaze and it leads straight to your breast! (Girl version) You instinctively covered your chest, making Kakuzu frown.