Draco- Professor Hagrid's pet horse bird mauled me, father! I've completely lost the use of my arms and hands!
Lucius- How are you texting me then?
Draco- Have the horse bird killed, father!
Lucius- Look this isn't your fifth birthday party with the unsatisfactory circus clown. I can't just have everything you don't like killed!
Draco- You could at least try....
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Harry Potter Chats
FanfictionYes Hermione, we realize that electronic devices don't work at Hogwarts.
