Voldemort- Quirrell?
Quirrell- Yes oh Lord?
Voldemort- When you take a shit... do you think we could get some headphones for me? Because I close my eyes and obviously I can't smell it, but I can still hear everything in vivid detail!
Quirrell- I will simply just stop doing poos...oh lord.
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Harry Potter Chats
FanfictionYes Hermione, we realize that electronic devices don't work at Hogwarts.
