Harry- Ron I got Ginny she's safe, but I'm dying, basilisk bit me. Tell the durlseys...I fuckin hate their guts
Ron- omg
Harry- oh jk I'm fine dumbledore's bird saved me! good thing I didn't actually kill it. how're you going with Lockhart?
Ron- well he tried to use my own wand against me but the joke's on him bc he didn't realize that everything I own is a piece of shit

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FanfictionYes Hermione, we realize that electronic devices don't work at Hogwarts.