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ah yus, sex WAS INDEED a thing nursic and tweedee did 2gether
















































































SIKE!!!
its only chptr 11 hold all ur god damn horsies
















ThE 2 sat in silence for like 35743685258837753 thousand million Google plus years an den:
"Ay so... faceache? ""
Murder spoke up
"yeppers"
"Im irresistible an I don't hate you I gu"ess ight?" he looked toooooo000 him " and its obvious we want tah B together but. i sure as he'll don't wanna come out as GAY or get picked on by russ or sum bullshit,,,,"
2D stared at him blankly. "Where Ye goING with This?"
"im sayin we shold kep this a secret. date be hand their backs and not like fans or any1 knoa. K?"
"K"
But it wasn't k. not k ta 2d.

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"I GOTTAPISS" CONFESSED NOODZ.
"THENPISS" russel answered, still eatin dem condom cookie2.
Noodle Gave him a viscous glare "can't. It be locked and murdick tokk the key."
"Y DAH FAK DO WE NED A KEY 4 OUR BATHROOM"
'idk'
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the two heard the other two on the order room. who couldnt hear the other two on the order room, jesus christ this band was N O I S E IE.
BUT 2-D jumped a little!!! When Russell banged on the door like the Gorrilaz had actually turned into godamn gorillas. BTW I NEVA MEAN GOLDMAN WHEN I TYPE GODAMN URGH
GYIFUKFYIVRJJV
ok i done now :)
The gay little singer and the gay little bassist had to make their final decision AND FAST. so they simply decided "pretend nothin new and b a ssholes to each other still but date behind people bakes
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hi hi hi
how was your day???
mine was motherfucking wonderful i made pie with the fam and craved/painted pumpkins and watched ghostbusters and oH WAIT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT WELL FINE JEEZ WEEZ OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT

....so ur day gud yes?? no?? pls dont have bad day :(

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