Stressed out. (Petekey)

Brendon: 1 Pete: 0

It was a bad idea.

"Just hurry up and do it, come on." Pete Wentz was serious, and serious was not something Pete was normally described as, to say the least.

And Patrick stump was concerned, "are you sure? I mean, you could just call in sick or something. And besides, I don't know if want to do it." He scratched the back of his neck, an awkward gesture or something like that. "Patrick, no. I've called in sick too much. No one is going to buy that." Pete said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Yeah, and Pete 'falling' down these stairs is something I'd expect, if I'm honest. Not a bad idea, Pete." Brendon Urie spoke up. He was being honest, and maybe he was just a bit too eager to see Pete Wentz get pushed down the stairs they'd been stood in front of since Pete had come up with genius idea.

Which, actually, was like, ten minutes ago - it was an idea on the spot, spare of the moment thing, but they had maths next and it seemed like a reasonable idea to the three- well, two. Patrick wasn't too fond of this at all, really.

Because, Pete had just kind of shot up like, 'oh, I know! Someone push me down these stairs so I don't have to do the test!' And he wasn't joking, because here they were, and Pete's body was ready.

"Look, if Patrick's not going to do it, will you Brendon? Before I throw myself down them, please?" And this was more than Brendon had bargained for, because watching Pete Wentz get pushed down the stairs? Amazing. Pushing him? That was the kind of thing that only happened once in a lifetime.

And Brendon did not hesitate, "three.. Two.." And poor Pete didn't even get a one, Brendon just pushed him down the flight of stairs, but this was Pete, and so it didn't stop there, Pete went(z. lmao) down two flights of stairs.

And the two ran down, only to stand over Pete and realise that there might have been more damage than Pete was asking for.

"This'll earn me an extra two weeks, you guys reckon?"

The start of something they'd never forget

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this fic was inspired by a shitty subject in maths that my shitty brain doesn't understand

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