Davis 2012
The insanity that lay before me was an intro in name only. From what I could tell, I learned 7 things.
1. The leader was actually reliable, and not full of himself.
2. Several animation goofs caused Freddy to flip the bird on more than one occasion. That must be awkward for the chicken.
3. The bunny was now gushing with the essence of the 90's. To get into the spirit of the thing, totally radical.
4. Speaking of the chicken, she is the dumbest thing ever imagined by a human being. She also has a weird pizza fetish.
5. The pirate seemed less like a pirate and more like an angsty teen.
6. The raccoon was the only one who stayed in character.
7. I have no idea who the alligator is.
Then we cut to a title card. It said Freddy and the double ditz.
"No comment." I said.
The show began. Freddy was standing around, confused. Just like I was.
Bonnie? Freddy asked have you seen Chica around?
Dude, I think she went on a snack run. Bonnie said
Oh. Freddy replied.
"That was a waste of dialogue." I said.
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Fazbear and Friends Season 1
FanfictionMy convoluted attempt at creating a story that is it's own thing but also ties into the five nights at Freddy's storyline. The story will be narrated by two people: Jacob 1992, and Davis 2012. The tv show dialogue will be bolded and centered.
