*SLAM* 'I HATE YOU!!!'
'TO BAD, YOU CAN'T JUST LOCK YOURSELF IN A CUBICAL AND CRY ALL DAY!'
'OH YEAH! WELL WATCH ME!'
'there they go again, hey Koemi chan, bet you Azami will win!' whispers my best friend, Riko,
'no way!' I whisper back, 'Haruakira will win,'
'Hah!' she laughs in return, 'you only say that because you like him!'
'I do not!' I say trying not to yell,
'Koemi your forgetting something, Haruakira is a boy, Azami is a girl and is currently hiding in the girls toilets.'
'so?'
'SO, Azami has an advantage.'
'AZA-'s
'NO HARUKIRA, DON'T YOU "AZAMI FORGET I EVER SAID IT" ME!' Azami interrupts,
'ok there is a slight chance you might, possibly win this bet...' I admit.
'Ah as always, Riko wins! Fatality!' we both laugh but soon realize who looks to be a junior standing, watching us 'hello?' asks Riko with a rather confused tone of voice, 'who are you?'
'I'm Sayo.' she replies coldly
'uh hello Sayo, I'm Riko and this is my dear companion Koemi, how can we help you?' it's nice to know that Riko is good with kids because it means I don't have to talk to them very often, 'just please tell your friends to shut up its annoying the entire building.'
'as you wish,' Riko clears her throat and adjusts the navy ribbon tied around her neck (school accessory) as if about to perform some advance performance, but instead starts to yell, 'OK YOU TWO, MY DEAR FRIEND SAYO HERE WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING STUPID AND ANNOYING, DO THY UNDERSTANDETH?!' there is a long pause followed by a startled and rather pail Sayo running out the bathroom and stumbling down the hallways to the junior locker bay. 'say-eth, don't spray-eth." I say interrupting the silence, 'Ah shakespeare, brilliant man he is.' admits Riko, 'oh really?' I ask 'and how do you know that exactly?'
'well my dear Koemi, my lovely mother invited him over for tea once.' she begins, wrapping her arm around my shoulder 'brilliant man he is,'
'yeah but is he really?'
'oh yes! Brilliant, can't understand a word he says though.' I start to laugh, probably to much. 'wow, Koemi! Sweaty, calm down I'm not that funny!' I stop laughing at once and let my facial expression go entirely blank, 'Riko, sweaty, don't call me sweaty.'
'oh-oh what's that?' she asks placing her hand up to her ear, 'I think I hear humming!'
'humming? What dose humming have to do-'
'SHHHH!' she hisses in my ear, 'I CAN'T HEAR THE HUMMING!!!'
'Ok! Wow I'm sorry, you obviously take this hobby of yours very seriously!' I grin,
'ah! Just listen to that beautiful humming!'
'I can't hear anything,' I admit
'exactly, that humming is the amount of "F"s I give.' Riko explains cheekily, '"f"s for what?' I ask
'oh, nothing sweaty!'
'haha, very funny...'
