Disaster in December [Exo FanFic]

Chapter 1 : December 1st, 2015

CHAPTER 1

December 1st, 2015

20 the age of FREEDOM! Finally moving out of my parents basement and living in the real, free, happy, harsh, sour, crucial world. Maybe I'll meet my dream guy well I hope it's a guy. Or maybe I'll kill all four guys that ruined my childhood anyways I was walking in the park when this half Camel half dinosaur looking dude approached me.

"You seem quite lonely for a girl like you."

"You seem quite fat for a Camel like you!"

Ok I regretted what I said he was kind of cute. My dream guy maybe..l who am I kidding by the look of his clothes I can tell his rich and look at me I'm homeless, jobless, friendless and loveless. What kind of good looking, wealthy, camel looking dude would like me even if people say I look exactly like Yoona. Wait how long have I been thinking? Is he staring at me? Got to break this awkward silence!!

"I'm sorry that I said such an offensive thing. I apologize."

"No need for apology, obviously you don't want me here-"

"No that's certainly not true what would make you think that?"

"We'll first you called me Fat Camel and you clearly don't know who I am!"

"A spoiled camel that owns earth?"

"No I'm exo-m's lead singer Chen! You should know me Yoona!"

"I'm not Girls Generation's Yoona!!! I'm Song Sooyeon Lame Generations leader."

"What makes you think that your lame?"

"Maybe cuz my shirt LITERALLY says 'I'm Lame'! When did I become cool and when did you become cute?"

"When did I become a camel?"

"Ask your mouth that Chen?"

Now that I think about it there are like 5... BILLION bodyguards here and a bunch of fangirls literally around the park screaming the darn camel's name. Like what is wrong he must have some spell on him attracting girls with cameras. That camel I truly hate him for putting me in this situation cuz firstly I really gotta pee and secondly if these girls think I'm Yoona I swear I will literally DIE!!

"OMG YOONA AND CHEN!!! LIKE OH MA GOOOOOOSSSSSH!! I TOTS SHIP YOU GUYS YOU ARE LIKE PUUURRFECCCT TOGETHER!!! OH MA GOSSSSHHHH I GOTTA TELL MY MUM THAT I SAW THESE TWO CELEBS AT A PARK!!" Screamed a fangirl.

Wait!! Two celebrities?? I'm the only celebrity look-a-like here this dudes just a camel... Wait I've heard of exo before I don't know where but somewhere. Hold a bloody second EXO'S CHEN? CHEN! CHEN! CHEN! IM TALKING TO CHEN?!

"Umm Sooyeon you've been staring at me for like 3 minutes already and-"

"YOUR EXO'S CHEN???? WHY DIDN'T YOU FREAKIN' TELL ME??!!"

"I did you didn't list-"

"I'm out of here Camel Man of I'm seen with a celebrity in tv my mums gonna think I'm your girlfriend or even worse a slut!!"

"Ok then CALL ME BABY!! Wait darn forgot to give you me number and we're not even dating..."

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Man I wish I stayed longer to get that camel's number. I'll just look at his pictures. Man his so cute with those orange ears in his fruit photo shoot. It's like I knew him like forever. I haven't even heard an exo song yet which should I listen to..... Hmmm wolf, call me baby, two moons, don't go, let out the beast, miracles in December..... Yep miracles in December. Ever since that pair incident I can't stop thinking about the dumb camel.

"Yoona .. What are you doing outdoors?" Asked this random girl.

"I went broke."

"Really Yoona? Then have my emergency money that I keep in this secret part of bag."

"$1,000,000 that's allot thanks person."

"Anything for my idol Yoona."

"Don't tell anyone about this ok?"

"Ok Yoona idol!!"

Finally enough money to be a really modern apartment!! Maybe I can buy the penthouse and finally get a job.
DING, DONG, DING, DONG!
It's midnight already? Well tomorrow I'm for sure going to look for a job as a waitress and find that camel again at that bloody park. Wait what if a bunch if fangirls go there to look for that bloody camel... Why can't that stupid camel just stay in the place he belongs.