Drunkness

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Mommyprettypinkprincess: so why are there beer bottles all over the place when Jungkook and I feel home? Jungkook go to your room.

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull:oh my god!

Mommyprettypinkprincess: what??

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: Namjoon Hyung has shattered bottles of beer around him

GodofNotDestruction01: shhhhh don't tel on mwah

Mommyprettypinkprincess: SOMEONE BETTER EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED!

Jhoeseok: while you guys were out there fucking in the grocery store we were celebrating the award we won.

Jhoeseoksalienbae: heheee you sound cute when you hiccup, baby

Jibootygotjams: IVE GOT THE JAMS!! SUGA'S JAMS! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;)

SugaSwaeg: Yup ;)

GodofNotDestruction01: Shut up; you got no jams.

Mommyprettypinkprincess: Taehyung! Is that you in the kitchen eating all my food!!

Jhoeseoksalienbae: no, it's Spider-Man.

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: is it bad if I say that I see no difference between drunk Taehyung and sober.

Mommyprettypinkprincess: no I'm thinking the same thing. Taehyung! Place that food down, now!

Jhoeseoksalienbae: it's Spider-Man not meeeee

Jhoeseok: seems like I won't be seeing my bae later, he's gonna get punished hehe.

Babyfetusgoldenseagull: is that Jimin Hyung and Yoongi Hyung moaning in your room?

Mommyprettypinkprincess: yes... Cover your ears...

Jibootygotjams: I'm gonna get my jamsssss also we aren't having sex XD we are just moaning for fun

SugaSwaeg: well I need my sleep, I'll give you your jams later, babe.

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Jibootygotjams: KOOKIE LET ME LOVE YOU!

Babyfetusgoldenseagull: noo!

Mommyprettypinkprincess: he's mine. Stay the heck away.

Mommyprettypinkprincess: I told you know! Don't come towards Jungkook, Jimin! Stay away from him!

Babyfetusgoldenseagull: mommy! Jimin Hyung is scaring me! Stay away from me!

Mommyprettypinkprincess: I'll go wake up Yoongi!

Babyfetusgoldenseagull: stop kissing my cheek and calling me your baby, Jimin, I'm not yours!

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SugaSwaeg: i can't believe you! I'm gonna have to teach you another fucking lesson?? Come on! I'll give your ass some jams!

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Jhoeseok: it doesn't sound like they are having fun... It sounds like they are fighting now...

Jhoeseoksalienbae: doesn't that usually happen when they are drunk and Jimin goes after kookie?

Jhoeseok: true true.

Jhoeseoksalienbae: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOURE HICCUPPING IS TOO FUCKING ADORABLE!

Mommyprettypinkprincess: LANGUAGE TAEHYUNG!

Jhoeseok: TAETAE I MISS YOUR KISSES KEEP IT GOING!

Jhoeseoksalienbae: I WILL BABE I WILL

Mommyprettypinkprincess: guys....

Jhoeseok: hurry log off! He's gonna kill us!

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GodofNotDestruction01: oops I broke another bottle, this time it wasn't empty...

Babyfetusgoldenseagull: I sleep in that room... Gross...

GodofNotDestruction01: oops

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Mommyprettypinkprincess: we'll just get a hotel tonight.

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: sounds good to me

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