Surprise(Yoonmin Private Chat)

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Jibootygotjams: I promise I love you

SugaSwaeg: why are you messaging me right now? We are literally right next to each other. Get off your damn phone we are at an inter view!

Jibootygotjams: but I want you

SugaSwaeg: the fucking camera can see you looking down at your dick so stop it. It's like when your in class and you aren't supposed to be on your phone. Stop it.

Jibootygotjams: I'm sick of waiting, I don't care if we are at an interview now and I'm texting you, ARMYS don't care either, pleasseeee fuck me later

SugaSwaeg: no

Jibootygotjams: WHY NOT?

SugaSwaeg: you are a cheater

Jibootygotjams: i am not!

SugaSwaeg: *cough* *cough* kookie

Jibootygotjams: it's just a damn joke! I only love you!

Jibootygotjams: and kookie has Jin anyway, so I couldn't have him not matter what.

Jibootygotjams: STOP TALKING TO THE INTERVIEWER ABOUT HOW MUCH I AM IN LOVE WITH JUNGKOOK

Jibootygotjams: STOP! KOOKIE AND JIN ARE SCARING ME! MOSTLY JIN! JIN IS PINCHING ME REALLY HARD ON THE LEG!

Jibootygotjams: BABE I ONLY LOVE YOU!

SugaSwaeg: why the fuck did you agree that you like him with a smile to the interviewer then?

Jibootygotjams: JOKEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WAS KIDDDING

SugaSwaeg: why the fuck did you just tell him I was your favorite hyung?

SugaSwaeg: why the fuck did you just say that you actually love me?

Jibootygotjams: to fucking show you how serious I am.

SugaSwaeg: you just said you were kidding when you said you loved Jungkook.

Jibootygotjams: yeah but I'm serious about you, and don't worry about scandals and shit, they think I'm joking... But I'm fucking serious. Look at me face. I'll show you my seriousness

SugaSwaeg: damn, you are serious.

SugaSwaeg: no matter what Namjoon says about you not having jams, I'm putting jams into you tonight.

Jibootygotjams: fuck I'm nearly crying because of how long I've been waiting

SugaSwaeg: you are crying... Now everyone's freaking out, HURRY UP MAKE UP AN EXCUSE THAT YOU GOT SAND IN YOUR EYE

Jibootygotjams: why would I have sand in my eye?

SugaSwaeg: cuz I look like gaara duh?(sorry guys I had to XD)

Jibootygotjams: ok

SugaSwaeg: wow they believed you

Jibootygotjams: I fucking love you

SugaSwaeg: I fucking love you too

YAYYYYYYY BACK TOGETHER! SURPRISE MOFOS! Pftt I always thought SUGA looked like gaara just a little bit so any otakus?

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