Break up

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BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: so... Has anyone else noticed Yoonmin's break up?

Mommyprettypinkprincess: I noticed.

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: I'm surprised Jimin hyung isn't chasing after me even more now though. Actually, he completely stopped.

Jhoeseok: he's probably depressed.

Jhoeseoksalienbae: he didn't want the break up anyway, it was Yoongi hyung who broke up with him cuz he was fed up.

GodofNotDestruction01: yeah but we all know Yoongi still wants to try to give Jimin his jams. But obviously he can't, Jimin got no jams.

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Jibootygotjams: hey guys...

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: do you need a hug from me now?

Jibootygotjams: no, get away from me, don't walk towards me. It's all your fault Yoongi broke up with me anyway!

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: you were the one who kept chasing after me!

Mommyprettypinkprincess: true

Jibootygotjams: well now I regret it!

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SugaSwaeg: ugh the cheater is on

Jibootygotjams: I didn't cheat on you!!

SugaSwaeg: you kept chasing after kookie!!

Jhoeseok: who else is glad that yoongi is at the dorm and Jimin is busy at a photoshoot right now?

Jhoeseoksalienbae: *raises hand*

Mommyprettypinkprincess: me

GodofNotDestruction01: me too, otherwise they would be fighting out loud like they have been for the past three days.

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: but I'm with him right now and Jimin keeps arguing with me telling me to pretend I'm Yoongi and then he tells me he loves me still wanting me to pretend I'm Yoongi

Mommyprettypinkprincess: he's mine!

SugaSwaeg: have him all you want, I don't give a fuck

Mommyprettypinkprincess: then why are you crying?

SugaSwaeg: stfu

Jibootygotjams: I said for him to pretend he's Hyung!! That means I still love you!!

SugaSwaeg: stfu I don't feel like dealing with this crap

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Mommyprettypinkprincess: he's still crying and shouting out Jimin's name

Mommyprettypinkprincess: now he's cuddling his pillow and caressing it and saying "I love you, Jimin"

Jhoeseok: Jimin, why aren't you back together with him yet

Jibootygotjams: I've tried but he keeps saying no every time I try to fuc- I mean hug him.

Jhoeseok: •-•

Jhoeseoksalienbae:👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

Jibootygotjams: wtf

Jhoeseok: I don't know what to say, TaeTae lets go have fun and ignore the crying from Yoongi hyung's room.

Jhoeseoksalienbae: block it out with moaning? Ok!

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GodofNotDestruction01: oops I broke the lamp

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Mommyprettypinkprincess: uh... Hey babe, it's just you an I ;)

BabyfetusGoldenSeagull: sorry hyung, Jimin hyung is crying on one of the photographers now so I gotta go and unattach him.

Mommyprettypinkprincess: that's fine. See you later...

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SORRY IT WAS SADDDDD AND NOT AS FUNNY! PLEASE COMMENT AND VOTE!!

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