A bad pizza delivery

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Mum was telling phil he needed to consider what he wanted to do for a job in the future. Phil was thinking about the recent videos he made, and the massive amount of views that the videos had had. Phil thought about it, but the answer was so simple... he wanted to become a fake doctor and have a TV show about it! wow! Cameras and fake pizza facts, that is what he wanted to do, lots of fans and views. "Mum, I want to be a fake doctor and have my own TV show" Mum gave a stern stare. "Do I have to go get the Holy water again?" A single tear slid from phil's eye. "No, Mum, you don't understand, it's not a phase" "Philip, go to your room"

Phil wasn't happy. He decided to film himself, crying. "My mother won't let me be a fake doctor and have my own TV show with lots of fans..." He uploaded the 5 second clip onto youtube and got 10 views. Phil still wasn't happy... 10 VIEWS! That is NOTHING! 3 views is better. Phil cried some more and went to the shower for some splishy splashy time;)

Days went on like normal, the Holy Water now staining Phil's bedroom. 

Phil was becoming more and more restless. He needed a proper friends, not the people he meets on the internet, no he needed human interaction. He had only had one friend in his whole life- Jeremy Kyle! Phil had always had a crush on him, so maybe he could invite him around. Jeremy arrived at the door around 5 mins later, (little did Phil know, Jeremy was sonic himself!) "JEREMY I LOVE YOU!" Jeremy exclaimed. "Um, Jeremy, you need to say you love me hoe" Phil complained. "Oh, sorry" Phil took Jeremy by the hand to Phil's bathroom. "What the fuck are you doing with me Phil?" "Oh I was just wondering if I could touch you in inappropriate places?" "Sure, go ahead!" Jeremy and Phil (Shipping name :Jill) took off their shirts and slowly took off their panties. Jeremy was wearing his mother's panties while Phil was wearing his grandmother's. They still had their shorts on. Jeremy was very skilled at this type of 'therapy' and started making horse noises. "Jeremy, your so hot" Phil moaned. Mum walked in on them licking each others fingers, the Doritos dust.  "I'll go get the Holy water..." she sighed.

Jeremy was holding his his own hand, phil still licking the Doritos dust off his fingers.

And thats how Phil became a doctor.