Ethereal Flames

Surprise

"Halt!" A colored blob yelled in front of me.

"What seems to be the problem?" I asked, patting Delta's head to calm him down before his shaking and keening knocked me off.

"You are trespassing on Demon grounds, woman. Leave now or perish." /Red Flag./ He called me a 'Demon', a 'Woman, and said the word 'Perish'. He is in no way a Drakon, they would call me a beta, beta, and also just kill me outright if they saw me.

"You're not a demon, are you?" I asked loudly. He flinched. /Bingo/ I cheered internally. His face morphed into something less surprised and more 'I'm going to fucking stab you in the mouth'

"It doesn't matter. Take them!" He shouted, now incredibly pissed off. Around 30 Ghosts around him ran towards Xen, Lilly, and the red one. They were mostly sleeping, so it wasn't hard to take them by surprise and capture them.

"What the hell do you want." I asked in a low voice, already weary. /If this goes downhill, I'm going to summon the surprise./ I decided, forgetting entirely about the heat that would consume me if I summoned my power.

"Oh, these will make wonderful presents to the demons. They might even give you mercy for betraying them. Algra-Ten, I believe he was called. You will be the new merchandise along with the women with you, while I think I'll just kill your friend there." He still seemed pissed off that I found his secret, but I wasn't listening anymore. The second that he said Algra-Tan, I saw red and Rage overwhelmed me.

"Hey, asshole?" I asked him. "Have you heard of the new sensation sweeping the nation?" I opened my hands and tilted my head like it was a question with the most obvious answer.

"No, what?" He asked, now incredibly pissed to the point of turning bright red and being surrounded by lava. /I've only got one shot at this./ I decided, gathering all my magical power in my hands.

"BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!" I screamed as a huge ice cannon grew from my arms and launched a large ice sculpture shaped like someone giving the entire continent the birdie directly at his troops.

It exploded in a sound that sounded oddly like "pwned" and I laughed.

"I really, really love summoning my cannon." I giggled at everyone else's shocked expressions.