Jane: Going to see my little cousins! Babies are so cute!
Lauren: Aww give them some check punches for me!
Jane: Do WHAT?
Lauren: Oh no! cheek PINCHES
Jane: Oh, haha okay
Lauren: Yeah, don't punch the babies
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Lauren: Hey, I just wanted to tell you something really important, so text back whenever.. oh btw you left your phone here
Lauren: Jane, r u suddenly not talking to me??
Lauren: IM calling you ANSWER
Lauren: Janeeeeeeeeee its really important answer me.. call me on your home phone whatever I don't care
Lauren: Thats it I give up... ill talk to u at school.... :(
Lauren: WOW I just realized you cant text back.....you left your phone here
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Jane: Hot guy on your right
Allie: Saw him, faked a sneeze so he'd say bless you to me. A playa got movessss like Jagger
Jane: DAMN You're good...I'm gonna go trip so he'll ask me if I'm okay and he touches me
Allie: You tripped amazingly!! But omg he sees us texting each other...he's on to us!!! MISSION ABORT!!!! MISSION ABORT!!!! \(O,O)/ X__X
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Jane: What about the 5 second rule?
Lauren: lol right
Lauren: When food falls on the floor, the little germs scream "Lets get it!" while the Mama Germ says "No, we must wait five seconds."
Jane: Really? -_-
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Ossy: please stop changing the google logo so much
Ossy: I like the original one
Jane: Mom I don't change the logo. Google changes it.
Ossy: on my computer
Ossy: You don't run the google?
Jane: If I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 ford.
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Jane: Happy Thanksgiving mom :)
Ossy: Happy thanksgiving! I don't know how to make a smiley face.
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HumorThis is a silly funny not-so-much-of-a-story inspired by @LokiBR with her "Avenger Texts" story (so go check that out and vote on it) *NEW NOTE* LokiBR now says "we were never friends", no clue why other then the fact she probably thinks I'm Gay, sh...
