When It Is Your Friends Birthday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWEN LANIER!!!
hukulakaleakalaka you're amazing and you deserve this chapter!

What To Do
Tell them happy birthday and give them a present like a normal person would do! But hey, we're not normal around here, are we?

What NOT To Do

Step one: stalk them so you can find out what they like.

Step two: Buy them a present from your stalking evaluations.

Step three: Give them a lovely card and present wrapped in the finest paper. Maybe add a little snack to go with it.

Step Four: If they dislike the gift, or if you have a sneaking suspicion they don't want it, KILL THEM. You may use your stalking notes to assist you during this step. :)

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 16, 2015 ⏰

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