young god // mgc+lrh+cth+afi

part one: nandos

one day, while jess and laura were busy in london, they decided that they were beginning to become quite hungry.

'lmao lets go fetch a cheeky nandos' exclaimed laura.

'LADS LADS LADS' chanted jessica.

when they arrived at nandos, they saw a massive crowd of teenage girls wearing flannels and black ripped jeans. this could only mean one thing.

'omg there must be like some super hot punk rock band in there lol' said laura.

'LADS LADS LADS' replied jess.
they walked through the bustling crowd and made their way to the door, however, the man who was working there suddenly prohibited them from entering.

'i know u wanna go in there bc the band, but u cant' said the tall nandos man.

'omg just bc we're teenage girls does not mean that all we want is band member dick, sTOP STEREOTYPING BC WE JUST WANT FOOd oKaY?!' laura angrily shouted at the man.

they eventually walked past and sat at the nearest table, picking up the menus they had been given and making the tough decision of what meal to order. however, the two girls knew exactly what was on the menu tonight. ;);););););£;(£

they tried to play it cool, but it was kinda hard when their fave band was sat at the table next to them. their whole lives had lead up to this moment. and they were low key af so they managed quite well to be as subtle as possible. to interest the band, they began chatting loudly about all of their super cool memories.

'yeah and one time i actually met a teenager mutant ninja turtle!' exclaimed laura, loudly.

'lad.' winked jess, 'not as cool as when i met pikachu though, ngl' she added.

however, that seemingly flawless plan didn't seem to work. therefore, laura, the genius, got up and grabbed a glass of milk from a random table beside them and threw it on the ground.

'omg milk' said a lanky but hot blonde dude.

'yes lad' replied jess.

the boys thought this was very funny and the girls were amazingly hot and great. they invited them to sit on their table and they chatted all night.

'lol i think i'm in love' the crazy haired one (who resembles a tall kitten) said.

'yeah same, you wanna tour with us? then like get married bc you guys are our besties' said the adorable dark haired one.

the girls thought about it for a while, but they decided it was a good idea.

'thats gonna be so cool, you are my favourite people in the world' said the man with the short golden curls. (a/n: LMAO THROWBACK TO WHEN I HAD TO CHANGE THIS BC THE MAN BUN GOT DESTROYED)

'LETS GO MAKE BABIES.' cheered the kitten. and they lived happily ever after in a big mansion and the girls got famous and rich for being amazing and 5sos' girlfriends. they also started a band. the end.

// authors note:
thanks for reading everyone:-)

i worked super hard on this, i'm really proud of how far this book has come & i just love how romantic it turned out to be

hope you enjoyed it, ily all

THE SEQUEL IS UP NOW: roman holiday
GO READ IT RN PLS TY