Anime Randomness!!

Gayopean (For Freak)

I dedicate this song to my Gayopean Bitch Freak!

Alice:

There! Right There!

Look at that tan, that tinted skin.

Look at the killer shape he's in.

Look at that slightly stubly chin.

Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Rodierich:

I'm not about to celebrate.

Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.

This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All:

That is the elephant in the room.

Well is it relevant to assume

that a man who wears perfume

is automatically matically fay?

Mathew:

But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

Elle:

Look at his silk translucent socks.

Roderiech:

There's the eternal paradox.

Look what we're seeing.

Alice:

What are we seeing?

Roderiech:

Is he gay?

Alice:

Of course he's gay.

Roderiech:

Or European?

All:

ohhhhhh.

Gay or European?

It's hard to guarantee

Is he gay or european?

Ludwig:

Well, hey don't look at me.

Ivan:

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.

They play peculiar sports.

All:

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?

The answer could take weeks.

They will say things like "ciao bella"

while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Alice:

Oh please.

All:

Gay or European?

So many shades of gray.

Ludwig:

Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:

Is he gay or European?

or

Elizaveta:

There! Right There!

Look at that condescending smirk.