Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Harry : I'm the new milk man you want it in the front or back. (yeah, its funked up)


Liam : Are you a map cause i got lost in your smile


Louis : There's something in your eye. Wait nope, just a sparkle 


Niall : Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine ? (Oh hell yes)


Zayn : I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.



So these are stupid but i laughed while i wrote them so i had fun!!! More to come!! Peace out 1D homies


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