Harry
You and harry were sitting on the couch playing Fifa. Just as you were about to win harry slaps the controller out your hands. "WHAT THE FUNK" you shouted. Harry looked at you with a shocked expression on his face, "y/n did you just say what i think you said". You took this as the time to beat him on Fifa, and when you won you did your happy dance. "Yes, to your first answer and what's it to you ?". Walking to the kitchen to get a soda you hear harry following behind you. "You just shouldn't do it" he said. "Well Funk you curly haired motherfunker! You slapped the controller from my hands!?" you said matter-of-factly. Harry just gave you the pleading look, "Fine, i'll try to stop cussing but i make no promises nigga" and with that you walked back to the living room to play another game.
Niall
"SON OF A MOTHERFUNKING BITCH!?" you shouted. You had hit your funny bone and it was not funny. Niall looked at you with a shocked face. "What" you asked. "y/n you cursed" he said still looking shocked. "Yes i did, got a problem?" you asked back. "I love you but please don't curse again, Ok?" he said. "Ok, but you curse all the time" you said back. Walking into the bedroom you whispered under your breath "Irish jackass". (sorry it was short)
Liam
You and liam were having a fight. He yelled something stupid and you blew up. "GO FUNK YOURSELF MOTHERFUNKER I DON'T GIVE A SHIT" you yelled and stormed upstairs to your shared bedroom. U heard a knock on the door but didn't pay attention to it. "babe" you heard liam say. "What the funk do you want Liam, to yell at me again" you asked. "No, i came to say i'm sorry". "I forgive you dork" you said with a smile on your face. "Good, and babe no more cussing ok?". "WTF!? i'm not making any promises but i will try" you said before kissing him passionately. (He thought you were cheating)
Louis
"Lou could you pass me the knife" you said. " Sure babe" Lou said, handing you the knife. As you were about to cut the orange the knife slipped from you hands and cut you on your foot. (this has happened to me) "FUNKING BLOODY HELL!?" you shouted. Lou dropped what he was doing and came to your rescue, cleaning the wound and placing a band aid on it. "Babe" lou asked after he was done. "Yes". "Could you not curse again" he asked. "First of all i'll curse when i Funking want to curse" you said. "Second of all thanks for the band aid" you said kissing him on the cheek. "Just please do it for me" he begged you. "Lou you sure you want to ride this train" you asked with a smirk on your face. "What do you mean". "Well you cuss all the time so if i stop, which probable won't happen, then you have to" you said smirking your ass off. "Oh Shit, why do you do this to me babe" he said smiling in defeat. "Because i can nigga, now hand me a knife" you said going back to the orange. "Oh hell no, you already cut your damn foot, not giving you the knife" he said laughing. "Fine, i'll just have orange juice" you said laughing. Rest of the day was spent watching stupid movies.
So yeah, know these suck and all but here this shit is! Didn't fill like doing Zayn so....yeah. Anyway hope you enjoy peace out 1D homies (lmao)
