Uplix Gravity: Battle Dimensions

Chapter 4: Maria's Girl Power

Last time, our young heroes goes under Màster Bullegon's training, while Ichigura fights every last zombie on Earth. Now, as everyone went their separate ways to reach the goal, Maria was almost halfway there, until she gets halted by a gang of ugly trolls. "Hey there, beautiful," said the troll leader, "Why don't you come over here and show us that sexy body of yours?" Maria scoffed and said, "As if! Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? A girl like me can't bé seen with an ugly troll like you! Besides, you couldn't handle this body even if your life depended on it." As she slapped her booty and walked away, the trolls got angry and grew into giants. "Oh, god! They're even uglier than before!" The trolls were going beserk and fought Maria. Meanwhile, at Deroku, he saw a bunch of spikes down a cliff that was at least over 5,000 feet from the ground. "Sheesh, it's a good thing I can fly. Whee!" As Deroku flew over the spikes, a knight in bronze armor came out of nowhere and yelled, "You there, boy! I challenge you to a fight to the death! If you win, I shall grant you my Sword of Agility. But lose, and I shall decapitate you. Do you accept?" Deroku got hyped up and said, "Alright, bring it on!" "Ho! This shall be an interesting fight," said the knight as he got off his horse. Deroku charged in for a punch, but the knight charged up a greenish shockwave within his sword and released it in the ground. "Whoa! What the hell was that?!", asked Deroku. The knight laughed and pointed at him. "Foolish boy, everyone knows that Wind-types are strong against Water-types. How could you not know this?" Deroku dashed at the knight at full speed and unleashed a Hydro Bomber Cannon. A large amount of high-pressured water came out of Deroku's hands as if he was perfoming a Kamehameha. "Hmph, you still ignored my warning," replied the knight. He absorbed the attack and his sword became bigger. Back at Maria, she battled the trolls, but she was outnumbered. "Man, for a bunch of ugly trolls, you do know how to put up a decent fight." The troll leader stuck one hand to Maria's face and blasted her to a tree. "Now, you have witnessed the power of the trolls!! Now, die!!" Maria hid behind a tree and slapped on some makeup. As she slowly steps out, she looks at them and says, "Before you destroy me, how about a kiss, big boy?" The trolls' eyes became hearts, and threw down their clubs. "Hmm... I see you changed your mind about rebeling against the fearsome troll leader! Pucker up!" Maria vomits inside her mouth and puckers up. As she opens her eyes, she summons a fireball and punches him in the face. "Ugh! I should've known you were up to some kind of deception! Men, attack!!" All of the trolls created a stampede big enough to take down an iron frotress, but Maria yelled, "Inferno Fire Blast!" A giant flame appeared in Maria's face and she used it to ball it up in her fists, and repeatedly beat the trolls into a pulp. "Oh, no. All of my men... defeated by a woman?! Such tripe!! I will not stand for this!! My army and I will not fall in defeat in the hands of a female!! Yaarrgghh!" Maria charges up a giant flame and charges at the troll leader at full speed, then punches him, causing his army to retreat. Maria made a sexy body pose and said, "You see, troll leader, there's a lesson throughout this fight: Women are far superior than men, and always will be one step ahead!" The troll leader ran away in fear and yelled, "Wait for me, guys!" Now that Maria has conquered part of her lesson in training, what is the outcome for the others? Will Deroku and the others learn the advantages and disadvantages of their types and abilities? Also, what other plans does Pyroshark have in mind? Stay tuned :p