STUFF

What to do if a telemarketer calls you

1. Talk in different languages

2. Act like a little kid of they ask for a parent start crying

3 . Pretend to be old and pass out

4. Pretend you know them

5. Be really annoying

6. When they ask you to buy something burst out laughing

7. When they ask you to buy something start crying

8. Ex: if they ask you to buy a table ask them if they have a sale on RVs

9. Talk to them about your imaginary friend ex: "bob would never buy that ew he likes unicorns more you should go advertising for them more"

10. Start snoring

11. Make really annoying sounds as you talk

12.keep interrupting them

13. Talk in different accents

14. When they start talking and have a wierd accent say "your one of them"

15. Ask them questions

16. Try to sing the alphabet

17. Sing 'as long as you love me' by justing Bieber loudly into the phone

18. Give them death threats

19. When they start saying "would you like to buy" quickly finish te sentence with some crazy thing

20. Scream