STUFF

Um... Stories

You know what happens when u punch someone in the face? They will throw a Peach pie at you. This someone's name is Pete. Pete is a mime he doesn't like people and hasn't talked for forty years. Pete has pushed people down the stairs, has been stuck in a box plenty of times.

But If he throws a peach pie at you.....

I don't know what to write anymore...

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Y'Know what sucks?

When really cute guys wear ugly pants.

Wow I got real writers block here let me try again

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It's 10:21 right now..

Just thought you'd like to know that. I will probably get only like.. Three reads on this.

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I will write a song.

You can pin things to a billionaire board.

You sit on chairs but you can't punch a brick wall or you might break your hand.

You can skate on ice and risk falling in you can climb a tree and risk falling down you can jump of the side of a train and risk breaking you neck

But you can throw a water balloon and it will always be funny.

Ahh what a beautiful song.

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OOOOOOOHHHH I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO FOR DA NEXT CHAPTER YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

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My rap

Space space Lala space space lalalala don't you mess with me because I know kenpo never mind I don't cos I suck.

Um.. My life is super cool cos I'm in it I have a friend her name is Brooklyn she thinks I'm weird and so does everybody else who knows me and who doesn't...

I have a brother, he calls me weirdo and you can to If you would liiiike.

Soo I hope you liked my rap.

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You do not realize how fun this is

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IM SOOOOOOOO TIRED.

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Okay I got this, this time.

Ummm.............

Once upon a time in the land of Texas old cowboy Lennon threw a snowball at young cowboy Pete.

"Where'd you get that snow ball from?" Young Pete asked.

"From the magical land of Canada! It's very could there the snow lasts until spring!" Ol' cowboy Pete says.

"I galloped all the way on my trusty steed middle aged Pete!"

"Ah that cow of yours."

"Actually Young cowboy Pete it's an Ostrich."

"I was close."

"C'mon my trusty steed middle aged Pete lets ride off into the sunset."

The giant bird just stuck its head into the ground so he jumped onto his unicorn and jumped into the sunset but the sun burned him up.

And they all lived happily ever.

The end.