The Squad of the Year

Aniah's First Robbery

As we were on the streets, we getting hungry.
Aniah: Mann I'm hungry.
Alexus: You always hungry.
*Aniah looked at Alexus and stretched out her hand*
Aniah: I know you ain't talking. Every time you see food you start barking.
Alexus: Yo big behind be having rolls on your stomach.
Aniah: You have rolls every where looking like Sharpe.
Nikiah: Somebody put me in my casket and lay me to rest.
Nadia: Dang she said you look Sharpe. Oh No!!!!!
*We all sitting there rollin*
Me: Ight man y'all chill out. But how we finna get food with out money.
Aniah: You need not worry about that. I got this.
Me: Ok. Sure.
There was a KFC around the corner from the drug store. Aniah said for us waitt at the drug store. She walk in and orders a bucket of chicken. The lady brought her the chicken and said it on the counter. Aniah had ask for a cup, so the lady went in the back to get the cup. Aniah took the bucket of chicken and bucked.
Lady: Hey lil girl!!!
Aniah: Forget y'all. If you wanna know I live, my address is up your butt and around the corner.
Aniah ran across the street and yelling.
Aniah: Come on!! Before they call 5-0.
We all was taking flight.
Nikiah: Girl what you done did!?!
Aniah: I got us some food. Think this is? I gots to eat.
Alexus: Wait I'm running out of breathe.
Aniah: Always running out breath, you big whale.
*Nadia almost tripped laughing at Aniah*
We ran and made a turn on Louisville Street. We found a tree house and hid there.
Me: Dang Aniah, you bad as freak. That's why you my dawg.
All: Same.
Aniah: Thanks.
*Aniah passed out chicken*
Alexus: Ummmmm......everybody got two and I only got one.
Aniah: You don't need that much, you had about three cheese burgers before you came up here.
*Everybody cryin*
Aniah: Girl I'm just playing with you, you straight dawg.
*Alexus smiled*
That was the funniest day I ever had.