The Fun and Devastation

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The next day, I woke up to the song Mirror by Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars and the smell of good food. I sat up on th couch stretching and yawning. As I was stretching, I felt warm arms wrapped around my stomach. I knew it was Darrell. He later his chin on my shoulder and gave me a kiss in my cheek.

Darrell- Good morning Queen J.

Me- Good morning King D.

Darrell- How was your night?

Me- It was very relaxing. How was yours?

Darrell- Well as long as I'm with my girl, I don't care how my day is. Only yours matter because you matter to me.

Me- Oh is that right?

Darrell- That's right.

Me- What are you doing in my kitchen?

Darrell- Cooking breakfast. (He walks to the kitchen)

Me- Oh Lord!! Help!! This fool tryna kill me with food poisoning!!!

Darrell- Whatever!!! You got me bent. I don't play when it comes to cooking.

Me- I'm just playing. What you made?

Darrell- Egg, bacon, grits.

Me- SAUSAGE!!!

Darrell- Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean!!!

Me- SAUSAGE!!!!

Darrell- You a trip lil shawt.

Me- I know I am. Let me get some breakfast. I is hungry!!!

Darrell- Ok! Miss Fat Fat!

Me- You got me all the way messed up!!!

Darrell- I'm just playing.( Gives a kiss in the cheek)

While I'm enjoying my breakfast, I get a call from Aniah and answer it.

Me- Hello?

Aniah- Wassup girl. How's you and 'hubby'?

Me- We are doing just fine. How's it going with you and Antonio?

Aniah- He so doggone aggravating!!! He keep walking g around the house with no shirt on, looking like a burnt tellatubbe with boobs.

Me- We still buckin' and runin' today?.

Aniah- Oh yea that's why I called you. We can't do it today.

Me- Why?

Aniah- Termite infestation.

Me- Oh that's nasty.

Aniah- Yeah. Well since we can't do our thing today, let's go to the beach later on.

Me- Alright. What time?

Aniah- 12:00.

Me- Alright, see you then.

Aniah- Kay. Bye. (She hangs up)

Me- Dee. We going to the beach.

Darrell- I thought we was bucking today.

Me- The mall got a termite infestation.

Darrell- Oh. Well then I guess we going to the beach.

Me- Oh shoot! It's already 11:00.

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