Todai is the dai
The dai of all of the dai dais
The dai
Of yiff dai.
All of the mightei yif f sausaige will be release into wild
To make familie
To make babi.
Such magestec creature, the sauseege yiff
Yiffing dawn the stree ts.
You are ling in ur bed and thn ba da bing bada boom it's in ur room
The yiff sauceage has come fur yur viginitys
And the yif saeyceage has braut his sec
Ret weapin
The magics yiff juise
HoooOO O
Put that stuffs awai yoff susagiano
You can o ver yaff with that you cry like a weak babi
No says the yuff susagi
I am no hear for ur virginitianos
I am here
To slap
Your babis
Oh noes!!!11! you yell
You waik up the neighborhud but no 1 car e
It's the babi slappur
The yiff sausy takes off it soosageani cobsume
It the babi slapp wr
He has come to sl app the babis
Oh noes you yell four the secon time u dum fuk u will waik up the doge
You close mouth and swallow fear
As u kno
You alredy hav locked babi in closet
Babi is safe
The babi slapperoni sniff air
Wher is babi he questio n mark u
U laf
Ther is no babi u sai
Babi slapi laf toos
He saw t he macaroonies and cheesy famil e sticker s on ur unmarked whiet van
He kno
U hav more babie
U cri
U kno babi slappr will slap the babi
U cry and tear barral roll s down cheek
U hav lost
To the babi slap er
But
What that soy nd
Is that the sown
Of
Tricycl e?
It be
The magestec father dad man
He come
Ridin g he tricicleoni down streat
He hair flo in wind
He beaute
He crash thru windoe on vine
Riding his beatye Dora tricyc le
He Kik babi slapr
Babi slapr die
Yay for papa Dora
The en d
Or is iet!!!????? 11/!???
To be continu
Mayb ee
YOU ARE READING
Spooky Sausage
RomanceThis is a clusterfuck I wrote in middle school about an inside joke. I'll never delete it. It will forever be a stain on my profile.
