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Chapter 1.

Sleep.

I love sleep... Almost as much as bacon. The one thing that makes bacon better then sleep is...

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

... That when you sleep you have to be waken up by the ass of technology, the alarm clock.

I roll over and turn off the alarm then focus on trying to get back to sleep... Mmmm bacon, how does bacon taste so good, like it can be crispy... and not crispy... and... and...

"ALEXANDER YEAGER!!! You better be down here in ten minutes or I am not making you any bacon for breakfast!" Mum yells from downstairs. Well I guess that's my cue then, still being half asleep I attempt to roll out of bed like a total badass.

Thud "Ow..." Floor 1, Alex O. Groaning I get up off the floor And trudge like a zombie to the shower, after I smell pretty good I then pick a random pair of black jeans, a pink floyd band t-shirt and a pair of converse to wear today, then attempt to make my hair look stylishly messy, well we can't all be models. Next objective 'get to the bacon before anyone else eats it' I practically sprint down the stairs as fast as I can without falling. The floor will not win again today!

"Hey Mum, Dad." I say as I take a seat at the bench.

"Good morning lexi! Good to see that your shirt is facing the right way today." mum says.

"Hey! That was like one time... And can you please stop calling me Lexi! I'm not five anymore!"

"Oh sorry Alexander. I just think that Lexi is such a cute name! Don't you think Dylan?"

"Ummmm sure...?" Dad says while looking at mum and by the looks of it they are the doing the 'eye communication'. You know how you can talk through just a look... Yeah well they can do this. Dad them smirks and says, "Yes, I do think that lexi is such a cute name for my little chubby wubby woo." Dad says and I stare daggers at him, he just laughs as I continue to look at him, this occurs until he passes me bacon. What can I say I'm easily forgivable if there's bacon involved.

My mum and dad are not your normal ones, I mean they are normal people just that they aren't my biological parents. They adopted me when I was really young, even though I don't have their same looks or blood, they have shown me the same amount of love a normal mum or dad would. They don't know who my parents are and I am really thankful for having parents like them... Even though I love them I still think that they are quite possibly the weirdest couple, this is due to them still calling me a nickname from when I was five, like dude! I'm seventeen and a guy?! Lexi is a chicks name! AHHHH! And also they always act like lovestruck teenagers, even though they are like 40.

"... I still think that Alex should have a car, it would be much safer and faster for you to get to school." Ah must have zoned out

"We live like five minutes away from my school it's not that far away... Crap!" I say as I realise that school is in like twenty minutes and I haven't even touched my bacon... Mmmm bacon... I grab a handful of food as a pick up my bag and skateboard from the garage.

"Bye Alex. We will be home at seven so you can grab a pizza or something tonight." Dad says as he exits the house.

"BE CAREFUL LEXI!!! AND DON'T GET RUN OVER BY A CAR!" ... *applauds* my ever faithful mother everyone.

"Okay seeyah!" I say as I'm rolling down the driveway. I really don't need a car because it really only takes like five minutes on skateboard to get to school, even though I have my license and all I really only use the car for long distance things.

Five minutes later I'm rolling into Half Moon High, I know they couldn't have had a more wierd name for a school if they tried, as I approach the front gates I see the same cars in the same spots, almost as they were designated, and the people that drive them. That is the jocks, the 'never have a chance with' pretty people, musical people and pretty much the same cliques as there are in any school. The wierd thing is that their are like two groups of jocks, popular pretty people and the other cliques and so on, which is pretty odd due to the jocks having to play on the same teams and all. Anyway I have nothing against these groups because I'm friends with anyone who wants to be, both groups are pretty nice apart from the douche bags, but they pretty much occur in all schools.

As I walk into the school I go to my locker and put my skateboard in and grab my books out for the day. This board cost me a lot of a lot of money, there is no way am I putting my baby in any other place then the safety of my two dollar lock that I bought on the side of the road. As I'm walking away from my locker I see my friend Peter.

"Hey man!"

"Sup Alex my man." We do the bro handshake thing. "Dude! Big news, we are getting like heaps of new students and some of them are like pretty hot." Pete says while walking to his locker and getting his stuff out. Pete has been a pretty awesome friend for the few years I've known him, we were in the same maths class for the first year of high school and we just kinda clicked, thus an awesome friend was formed.

"Wait so you've seen them?" I ask as I shrug my bag strap further onto my shoulder.

"Nope but I heard from Jack who heard from Brett that this one chick, is like Beyond Hot!" He says while almost wacking some random kid out with his ecstatic hand movements. "SORRY!" He yells to that kid who just shakes his head and walks away.

"Dude... you think every girls hot?" I say as we stop at the vending machine, what I grabbed like three bits of bacon and a guys gotta eat.

"True, true... But until you've seen her, you won't know what I'm talking about." He says as while smirking.

"I know but you haven't even... Seen her..." I say as about 10 to 20 people walk down the hall way we were standing in. But the only person that I can focus on, is the very person we were talking about.

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I hope that was ok... YEAH! Anyway I don't know if I'm writing as a guy would behave but I've given it my best shot and yeah if you liked this or found something out of place then please but a comment or anything... If there are any grammatical errors then tell me and I sill fix em'!!! I am really bad at grammar HA! Anyway....

Thanks for reading this chapter
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