I'm sorry, what's a Luna?

Chapter 3.

Phoebe Tonkin as Lydia Ackerman

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Running... Why am I running

School! Damn it! I'm late, crap I forgot my board again... ARGH! 

As sprinting around the last corner to school I hear the faintest ringing of the bell rang, "Crap." I mutter under my breath as I slide/fall into the classroom. Why is no one here? Oh it's assembly everyone must be in the hall. Jogging to the hall I push the doors open and end up on the stage. 

Why am I on the stage, I look left and right. No one is on the stage, so I look forward seeing all the lights on me... with every single person looking me... and laughing at me.

Why is everyone laughing at me? Until it hits me like a mother flipping truck. I slowly look down only to be greeted by my own naked self, "AHHHH" I yell as I try to cover myself with my hands as everyone laughs their asses off and look up only to find her beautiful self, Lydia.

"Alex, Alex, Ugh! Dylan I told you he wouldn't be up at 7..." She says in an almost monotone voice

"What...?" I say as everything begins to become foggy.

"Alex... Alex... ALEX!" My mum pretty much yells.

"What, what, I'm up, I'm up..." as I yawn and get out of bed, that was the worst nightmare I have ever had I shudder as I remember what happened and then close my eyes to attempt to get anymore sleep. 

I hear the door close and mum saying "Oh and Alex, your father and I ate all of your bacon." and with that, my eyes that were closed snap open and I run down stairs, not face planting *thank the lord*, in all my boxered glory. To find that all of the bacon for this morning was infact... EATEN. I fall to my knees, "No... Not again..." I whisper desperately then after I use all my acting talent and yell, "NOOOO!"

Mum sprints in with her hair going every which way, and once she sees me her once frightened face turns into a sassy face and then says very annoyed, "Really Alex... you're doing this again?" she then mutters words under her breath and then says, "Well arn't I just the best mother ever by saving you some BACON!" She then pulls out half a plate full of crispy goodness. I try to grab it but she pulls the plate up before I can, she then looks at me expectantly. 

I sigh and then say, "Yes, mother dearest you are the greatest mother ever even greater then Beyonce and the queen of England put together." I then continue to look back and forth from the bacon to mum and back waiting for the goods. Mum, being the almighty angle she is then hands me the plate and says, "Oh! and schools  in 20 minutes!" She calls walking up the stairs.

Crap! Game plan time, as I'm chewing on some bacon I work out everything I need to do to enable myself to smell like a normal human being and get to school in time in 20 minutes. Once I'm done eating breakfast I sprint up the stairs and into the shower. Getting out with 17 minutes to go. Clothes next, wouldn't to go in just boxers *wink* the dream replays in my mind and I shake it off and chuck the clothes on. Pick up the nearest pair of black jeans and a clean white, shirt with my converse, grab my bag, board and phone and then proceed out the door in record time.