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Niggas These Days Part 3

Heyyyyyyyyyy bitches! It's Rebel again, so enjoy!

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Niggas these days part three motherfucker.

Hey it's me, Watermelondrea. From day one, I wanted to give some of my discrepancies avuit niggas. It's real random but I'm so glad I got that word down. When I first heard tre say that, I was like . . . uhh how the fuck you pronounce that shit?  

Discrepantatancy. Discrepantamedity. Disturbia?

Discrepancy 1

Jesus loves me this I know for the bible tells me so.

Bitch the bible lied. Jesus do not love you, not wid dat raspy ass voice. Why it seem like erry black girl think she can sing? Especially that black girl. Bitches think just cuz they black they automatically got some soulful ass vocal cords. Bitch your voice sounds like a bag of struggle. Save your name for erribody boo boo!

Discrepancy 2

Free my nigga taetae

Didnt taetae kill 5 women, 7 children and rob 2 banks in under 20 mins. We need fuh taeae, tuh stay where da fuck he is.

Discrapancy 3

Dey caught me slippin. Lol

No bitch you aught you slippin. You is one lonely ass heifer. You know dat? 

Discrepancy 4

Saturday. Twerk twerk

Sunday. Halelujah

I cannot stand a hypocritical ass bitch. Twerkin on sauturday, shoutin' on Sunday. Bitch hang yoself from the cross.

Discrepancy 5

Proctor and gamble dis us lacreisha speaking. How may I help you?

Oh, hey girl. What's up?

Oh, I got like seven clients on hold but shit, dey can wait. What's good? 

Bitch you need to be replaced.

Discrepancy 6

And ah how old are you?

Cough cough

Twelvee.

You know yo child is tewnty three. Why you got him lyin' so you can pay da' kids price at china buffet. You is just rachet.

And further more if you got $300 for phone and ain got no gas an no car , if you ask for job applications at The drive thru or if you twerk at the bus stop. You is just rachet and you need to get yo life.