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Ghetto Thanksgiving Dinner

i just wanna start off by saying how happy i am to be spending thanksgving with my familia. i truly am grateful for yall and i guess you can kinda sorta say...i love you..

yes its kool and all but could you pass the bread bitch

momma we ain even bless the food yet

well could your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat?

oh im the trick. i doan recall throwing it bac and getting pregnant at the age of ten.

i was raped.

you was a hoe

hey hey hey dont talk to your mother that way

grandpa shut yo old ass up.

alright okay

i see you still havent learned how to respect your elders

and i see you still havent learned how to die

thats enough drea bless this food with your impolite ass

bitch the only thing impolite is yo pussy game.dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment of our bodies. i would also like to say up a prayer for these bitches out here getting miley while sharkeisha thomas spend the rest of her life behind bars because she has decided that instead of being like you she'd rather be like miley cyrus and come in likehb a wrecking ball on these hoes faces. ooh she hit that that bitch so hard that by the time she come down she gonna need a plane ticket and a passport to come back. oh Lord she knoked that poor girls glasses into mirrors Lord and its just not fair. how she gonna see her dinner Lord. hell how she gonna eat it considering sharkeisha knocked her tastebuds into next week.i dont understand it lord but if it is yo will imma let it be yo way in the name of Jesus we pray. amen

fuck yall lookin at

who is sharkeisha

grandma doan worry bout it

is she a fish

probably one of dem little spongebob characters

sound like some shit on finding nemo

but can we all just shut the fuck up and eat

who cooked this shit

i did why

why is there ramen noodles in this fucking pot

grandma doan start

and why dese mash potatoes smell like booty and grapejuice

grandma i doan recall you bringing shit

well i would have if i'd known by guest was coming to dinner you meant the paramedics

cooking so bad we shudda prayed afta dinner

gonna need floss in yo kitchen cuz yo roaches are hanging themselves

hahahaahhahahahhaaaahh yall so fucking funny. i slaved in that motherfucking kitchen. grandma you cant tell me that dat aplepie and meatloaf sitting infront of you doan look scrumptious.

which is which

fuck you you old ass bitch

id rather be old than a trifling a$$ tre melvin lookalike, flatchested elephant neck pussy cant keep a man cant keep a recipe cant keep a dictionary fuh shit pussy.

gasssspppp. flat chested!!??get the f*ck out my house

momma why daddy aint movin

leeroy le le leeroy. hes dead

gassppp

hallelujah!! anybody got the number for geico life insurance?