Mericcup One Shots

I hate your boyfriend

MPOV
I enter the auditorium with my boyfriend Jack. My best friend Hiccup is going to sing and he invited me to come. So, I said yes since he is my friend. I don't know why I brought Jack along.
I look at him and he's talking to some girls. I roll my eyes and wait for Hiccup to come on stage. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Now introducing Hiccup Haddock 111!" The host tells. I clap and shout!
HPOV
I get up on stage and I see Merida. With Jack. I've hated him since the day they started dating. You could tell that I have a crush on Merida. But something about that guy is bad. I start singing.
Start song now!
Hey darling. There is someone
We should talk about. Something
You should know. I like your smile
And the way you talk. I love your style and the way you walk. I love
Your hair and your lips. Your
Underwear angel hips. I love
Your cheeks and your sexy legs.
Your two feet and your nasty bed.
I love tongue and your Bum-Bum.
Your belly-button and even your mom.
I love everything about you girl.
Don't you understand? I love
You from head to toe girl, but I
Hate your Boyfriend!(X2)
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)
You know what I mean?
Forget about him!
Don't you understand?
I hate your boyfriend!
I hate your boy with all my heart.
He wasn't smart from the very start.
He's a fake ain't no man!
Not even able to count to ten!
He laughs at you with every word
You speak. When you turn around
He's the first to cheat!
So c'mon girl, choose with joy!
You could pick me or that little boy!
I love everything about you girl!
Don't you understand?
I love you from head to toe girl!
But I hate your boyfriend!(X2)
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)
You know what I mean?
Forget about him!
Don't you understand?
I hate your boyfriend.
I grab Merida's hand and start to spin her. I see Jack glaring a me. She smiles and I keep singing.
(Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh)
Baby don't you understand?
Drop your boy, drop your friend.
(Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh)
He shouldn't be a man
(Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh)
Just drop your boyfriend.
I love everything about you girl!
Don't you understand?
I love you from head to toe girl!
But I hate your boyfriend!(X2)
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!)
You know what I mean!
Forget about him!
Don't you understand.
I hate your boyfriend!
Mmm.
I nod my head and stick my tongue out at Jack. He looks at me with anger. I laugh and Merida takes my arm. Then, we walk away. Today was a good day.