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Jin:
"(Y/N), you're too young for me. I think you're really cute" *pats top of head* "but I'd much rather wait until we're actually legal to date so i don't put my career in jeopardy. Ask me again in a year, kiddo."
Suga:
"Haha. Nice try, (Y/N). You're so adorable. Too bad I'm half a decade older than you! It's my fault for being so darn old."
J-Hope:
"Kids are growing up so fast these days." *counts fingers* "Wait a minute- then, that would make me-" *refuses to believe his age* "I'm still young and hip. Swag. Fleek."
Rapmon:
"Dang, you're 17?!" *rethinks* "I don't date children. Sorry."
Jimin:
"So uh.. when's your birthday?"
V:
"I give you permission to date Jungkook. But only on school days. And I want him back by 7pm sharp. Or else, you and i will have a little talk, missy."
Jungkook:
"I... uh...Whut?" *smoothly makes an exit and hides away until all crying 98 ARMY have dissolved*
