Author's Note: I DO NOT OWN Total Drama, this is just a representation of what it would've been like if I wrote the show, with the same characters. Confessionals will be in BOLD. Words in carets (^) are little tidbits of information, that I will discuss in the Author's Note down below.
Josh: What's up, Canada! I'm ^Josh^ your host for the newest, most exciting reality show on your television. Total Drama Island! We're here on a small island we call, Camp Wawanakwa!
Josh: Twenty-two teens will be competing for a grand prize, 10,000 big ones! Oh! And here comes our first victim! Um... I mean contestant!
Heather: This is the place?
Josh: Yeah, why?
Heather: It freaking sucks! Not to mention stinks!
(Heather covers her nose)
Josh: Must be the rotting beavers. Now, you stand over there.
(Heather growls)
Josh: Now, here comes, Courtney!
Courtney: (Jumps out of boat) Hi, it's nice being here. (Shakes Josh's hand)
Josh: Very nice. Go stand next to Heather.
Courtney: Heather, right? Nice meeting you.
Heather: Ugh, whatever.
(A boat arrives, and a teen with a green mowhawk and piercings jumps off.)
Josh: Duncan what's up, my man.
Duncan: Hmm... So this is the place? Well, it's better than juvenile detention.
Josh: We talked to your parole officers, Duncan, as long as you don't get into too much trouble, you're good.
Duncan: Nice. (Walks up to Courtney) Hey there, hottie.
Courtney: Why thank you, but you're not really my type. Sorry.
(Duncan smirks)
Josh: Here comes Beth!
Beth: I'm so happy to be here. Oh, I've seen you on TV, on that Celebrity Manhunt show.
Josh: Very good, Beth. Those were the days.
Beth: (Walks up to Heather) I hope we can become the best of friends! (Her saliva splats all over Heather's face)
Heather: Get away from me, weird girl!
Beth: Sorry.
Josh: Here comes Ezekiel! What's up.
Ezekiel: The sky, some clouds, and I think I see a bird.
Josh: It wasn't literal, and try to keep your mouth shut, since we know you're not good at socializing.
Ezekiel: Okay, eh.
(A blonde girl walks up to Josh)
Josh: Hi, Lindsay. Welcome to the show.
Lindsay: We're on TV? Yes! I've always dreamt of being on TV!
Josh: Well, you signed the contract and...
Lindsay: Bye, Jack.
Josh: It's Josh! Okay, now here comes Cody!
Cody: Yo, Chris. I see that the ladies have arrived, and they're all hot.
Duncan: Don't get too comfortable, little guy.
Cody: Hey!
(A guy with a guitar walks on the dock, and all the girls minus Heather smile)
Trent: Josh, hey.
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Total Drama Island My Version
FanfictionTotal Drama Island is a Canadian animated reality series, created by Tom McGillis, and focuses on twenty-two teens, all competing to win $10,000. But, since I could change the story a bit, I'm writing what it would've been like with almost all the s...
