All That Glitters isn't Beauty

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 Author's Note: I DO NOT OWN Total Drama, this is just a representation of what it would've been like if I wrote the show, with the same characters. Confessionals will be in BOLD. Words in carets (^) are little tidbits of information, that I will discuss in the Author's Note down below.

Josh: Last time on Total Drama Island, we got to meet our campers, some vicious, some hot, and others cheerful. We split then into teams. We made them climb a hill. And now we're gonna make them jump off a cliff! Get ready to see some more action, on Total... Drama... ISLAND!

(Theme song plays)

(Everyone watches as Heather falls)

Heather: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(Splash noise)

LeShawna: What? She deserved it.

Heather: I'll get you for this LeShawna!

(LeShawna jumps after her, and she lands on Heather)

Tyler: Extreme! (Jumps)

(Tyler bumps against the cliff wall, and falls against a rock, then slips into the water.

Gwen: Well, here goes nothing. (jumps)

Trent: It's for the team (jumps)

Cody: (gulps) (jumps) (screams)

Owen: I'm scared of heights! I refuse to do it!

Josh: You get this chicken hat!

Owen: Mmm, chicken.

Josh: Don't eat it.

Owen: (Hat in mouth) What?

Lindsay: I wanted to be on a talent show or something! (Jumps)

Noah: Hope you guys have life insurance. (Jumps)

Beth: I'm scared, I don't want to do it.

Josh: Chicken hat.

Beth: Aww.

(Eva is shown jumping)

Josh: Excellent, nine junpers, two chickens, will the Bass beat that?

(Izzy jumps with no regret)

Izzy: Woo hoo!

Harold: Geronimo! (Jumps)

Katie: Sadie, let's do this together.

Sadie: I don't wanna die!

Katie: Three, two, one.

(They jump)

DJ: I don't wanna do it, I wanna live!

Josh: Come on, show some manliness, are you sure?

DJ: Yes.

Josh: Here's your chicken hat.

Geoff: Okay. You can do it Geoff. (Jumps)

Bridgette: I never dove this high before, well, here it goes. (jumps)

Ezekiel: This ain't scaring me, eh. (Trips) 

Justin: I'm not risking my beauty for this.

Josh: Come on Justin, Lindsay did it.

Justin: It'll totally ruin my hair.

Josh: You're a chicken then.

Justin: No hat please.

Courtney: This is life-threatening, I'm only a CIT and that's just the first step, no way am I dying from this.

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