Soul Eater Oneshots! (Collab)

School Dance (SoMa/TsuStar)

"Ready?"

"Yeah. Ready?"

"Hell yeah. Ready?"

"Mhm. Ready?"

"Indeed. Ready?"

"Yup. Ready?"

"Yeah!"

Maka, Soul, Black*Star, Tsubaki, Death The Kid, Liz, and Patty walked into the grand ballroom of DWMA for the first ever prom to be held there.

There were students on the dancefloor, getting refreshments, and singing karaoke. Over all, a very fun looking experience.

The student on stage finished singing and exited the stage. Lord Death took her place.

"Wow! Excellent job Mira! Is there anyone else who wants to sing? We've got lots of time!"

Soul turned to Maka. "You should sing. You're good at it."

Maka looked away. "No I'm not. I don't wanna go sing."

"Well you should."

"But I don't want to."

Liz could sense and argument starting up, she did the only thing she could think of.

"I'll go sing." She said quickly. "Tsubaki, do you wanna come with me?"

Tsubaki gave a small smile. "Sure Liz, let's go. "

The two girls walked onto the stage and selected their song, switching off lines and doing the chorus together.

Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?

I can always see them coming from the left and from the right

I don't wanna be a priss, I'm just trying to be polite

But it always seems to bite me in the-

Ask me for my number yeah you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up but I think that we should not

You had me at hello then you opened up your mouth

And that is where you started going south, oh!

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips

Stop your staring at my-hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think

I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take hint

T-take a hint, take a hint

I guess you still don't get it so let's take it from the top

You asked me what my sign is and I told you it was stop

And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

You'd be here, and I'd be on a yacht-oh!

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips

Stop your staring at my-hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think

I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take a hint

T-take a hint, take a hint

What about no don't you get?

So go and tell your friends

I'm not really interested