5sos bible\rules

The family

 This one is for us.  Let's not worry about the boys.  (Okay let's always worry about the boys).  This one is about us, to us, and for us.  Remember that.  Here we go.

- We are one of the best fandoms you will ever be in

- We don't send hate

- We are secretly related

- We all love each other

- We will fight for them 

- We don't mob them

- We respect their privacy

- We realize that they are human beings so we treat them that way

- We are there for each other

- There are 5 tally marks.  One for each of them, one that brings them all together, that's us.

- We might be Luke girls, Calum girls, Ashton girls, or Michael girls but we are their girls.

- We realize that we are a true fan even if we weren't here from the start

- If you don't believe that last one: Ashton wasn't here from the start... he's part of the band... Bam.

- We try not to start drama, if we do; we will help settle it

- When the boys get girlfriends, we will respect them and not send them hate

- If Ashton is speaking in a keek, we know that it's required to turn your volume down

- If Luke is speaking in a keek, we know to turn it up and cherish the moment

- We know that it's okay to go trick-or-treating as Dr. Fluke, Mik-rowave, Cal Pal, or SmASH.

- We know that if we are trying to make someone mad to shout, 'GORDON'

- We know that the best possible gift for Christmas are scented candles

- We can joke about Cake and Cashton and Malum and Lashton and that stuff but not seriously

- We all mentally correct Luke when he says that his covers sucked

- We can roll our eyes when the press asks 5sos in an interview about 1d (it's their interview!)

-We all knew upon joining this fandom that it would ruin our emotional stability

- We hear the word 'Ketchup' and say 'Come 'ere boy!'

- Anytime that there is a livestream, we know that we have 30 minutes to get ready after it should start

- On a school bus (or any bus) we feel safe to say 'hello' to Gus's cousins

- We don't say 'hello' we either say 'hi' or 'hey' [never knowing which is correct]

- We know that if we are feeling lonely that we can go outside and dance and sing to the Chocolate Milk Party remix like no one is watching.  Why care what others think?  They won't judge you.

- If we are trying to threaten someone, warn to call or tweet Liz

- We are 10007356932798750000% aware that not all heroes wear capes and not all angels have wings

- We are more than a fandom; we're a family

- We will mentally criticize the pyrotechnics guys

- We love each other and that's what counts

- We accept that there is only four of them and that's enough

- We all know that if Michael says that he wants to play Titanic, always say yes.

- Real fans save bands

- Real bands save fans

- We've done both

- They are just a little bit out of our limits, whether we want them to be or not

- We are not afraid to climb through McDonald's play places

-Just because somebody didn't know about Sounds Good Feels Good, doesn't require a showdown

Thanks, love you all.