Luke: my super power, uhhhhhhhh... I've got these gloves...
Ashton: I've sorta been doin' this for a while now. I was at the gym because I like to work out; as you can tell by this physique. And the equipment just fell-- it fell on top of me. And it was the right weight, and the right circumstances, and the right moisture in the air. But I got up, and I was-- I was superhuman.
Calum: I don't have any super powers. I'm just gonna come out and say it; I am the worst super hero ever-- I'm not-- I'm not even good.
Michael: My first, my first super hero adventure it was-- it was pretty intense.
Ashton: They're pretty good guys but I don't know if they've accepted me just yet.
Calum: SmASH, he uh, he just takes himself to seriously you know? His hair is slicked back, I've never gotten that. I've just never got it.
Ashton: I did save the cat today; I know I mentioned it five times but it was a big ass cat.
Calum: And you've met Mike-ro-wave...
Michael: Am I more super than the other guys? FaHahe, fahahe, fahahe, fahahe, fahahe, hahe--yes.
Calum: He's a bit of a douche, I'm not gonna lie.
Michael: I'm just gonna step in on this question. I mean, do you want to tell them or should I? I mean I'm obviously the leader of the group. I mean really, I am.
Ashton: I just saved a cat in that alley over there, it lived. That's another guy. He's not that great, I think I'm definitely better than him-- I definitely have a better position in the super hero world than that guy.
Michael: Heard that!
Ashton: See ya...
Interviewer: What do the ladies think of you as a super hero?
Luke: Uhhh, most of them talk about my legs... I mean they like me (Michael steps in) and they hate this guy.
Calum: Let's be honest here, the ladies love yellow and green. It's mostly all girls favorite colors. And I've got the goggles, you know, to add a bit of sophistication.
Interviewer: What is your super hero motto or catchphrase?
Michael: Uh--my motto is what you are, is what you eat...what you eat, is what you are?
Calum: Tight and bright would be my motto, because I'm tight, and I'm bright.
Michael: Is it what you eat is what you-- or what you are is-- no... it's YOLO.
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RandomOur boys, Luke Robert Hemmings, Calum Thomas Hood, Ashton Fletcher Irwin, and Michael Gordon Clifford; well you know about them. I don't think you know what this book will contain. WARNING: MAY CAUSE SERIOUS FEELS! LAW: 5SOS FAM ONLY!
