The daily dialogue of ships

My cake is better than your cake

Cake - Luke and Calum

We all see when we google "cake" images those memes come up referring our cake to real cake like when you leave your cake in the oven for too long our this is my birthday cake lets see yours. But how do we tell if this ship is real ...... NEWSFLASH we can't until WE pressure them into admitting that they are in love with each other  and are going to adopt all of us legally, I swear If I could I would on propose be a little shit until my parents beat me so child care can take me away and cake can adopt me (vote if you'd do the same ). Anyway the way we pressure them is by posting edited pictures of them on Facebook,twitter,tumblr,insta-gram,snapchat,google +, wattpad and all the other social media there is I can't remember them all once we have done that the next step is to post videos on everything I just listed adding youtube to that list about how perfect they would be together so what we are trying to do is like making a arranged marriage  thats the easiest way to put it and before you say something this step by step thing has actually worked it worked for the guys in queen.... See I'm not as stupid as everyone thinks I am , alright tune in next time were I'll teach you all about the art of youtube band shipping and how to do it

One more thing
Alright so first chapter done sorry if its not what you expected while I was writing this I was listening to nirvana, guns n' roses, eniemen, AC/DC, nickel-back so that was in my head the whole time anyway if we can get at least 20 reads before I post the next chapter I'll do a follow spree and I'll dedicate a chapter to a lucky   5 people and PLEASe remember to comment and vote it makes my life at least 0,3 % better until next time again
Ooo~ Jordan ✌🏻️💋